Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.

Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.

by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Smoking pillar

Enjoying a wank and a joint at the same time

*Peter expelled his load and slumped back in his chair toking on his joint* "Fuck me that was a good smoking pillar~"

by Plasma Sonico Boom October 19, 2019

Rolled up, and smoked

Having sex and getting head from a girl

She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her

by KJ Salinger July 7, 2019

mean smoke

Used by New Zealand weed smokers
1.to have a good rip of a marijuana.
2.or to say that's a good strain of weed.

"Fuk that was a mean smoke g.''

by churcuzzy May 5, 2018

smoke art

When you take a picture of the smoke you exhale of any substance it becomes art.

My smoke art had faces in it while my friends had animals.

by MADOOSA RAQUEL April 18, 2019

Got Smoked

Defeated in a sprinting competition in a track and field event from 100 m through 400 m

Man...I got smoked. That other dude was really fast and won the race.

by Monty 82 April 30, 2024