Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK
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Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?
Person 2: Because i moved to Australia
Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?
Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*
Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
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Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?
Person 2: Because i moved to Australia
Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?
Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*
Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
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Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"
Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"
Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"
Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."
Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"
Iam "Ew."
Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*
Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."
Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"
Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"
Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"
Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."
Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"
Iam "Ew."
Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*
Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."
Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"
Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
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