Smoke this dick

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...

"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"

by WIENE May 4, 2020

Smoked beef

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.

“You don’t want this smoked beef fam”

by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020

Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020

A total smoke

Someone who’s really fucking hot.

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke

by kosibee03 July 3, 2020

Poo smoke

Also known as fart
The gases that arise from your poo while pooping

Man My poo smoke is hella smelly today- what the hell did I eat?

by Srkarl July 9, 2020

Smoked his juuls

a woman that kicked a man in the nuts. "Juuls" refers to the saying "family jewels", a slang term for one's testicles.

Guy 1: Dang bro! She just smoked his juuls!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!

by vyan_mmxvii September 9, 2020

Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.

Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”

by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020