Noah

If he doesn't like soccer is his name actually Noah?

dude - Bro I heard Noah hates soccer
another dude - Bro That's not a Noah then

by chill wit the swag November 21, 2021

Noah boat

Only the sexiest Asians from fresno

Fuck noah boat

by Fjelwicjdowjqns do o November 22, 2021

Noah

Noah is the best boyfriend you can ever have he’s extremely handsome and don’t have high standards

Chloe: Omg Noah just got with the nerd

Emilia: He really don’t got high standards

by Ggbhgvg November 25, 2021

Noah

Noah is a 6’5 245lbs beast. He has an about two subway footling weener. He will pull your girl. Noah knows why women deserve less but will still pull. Noah is a resemblance of MMG,Johnny Sins, or Jesus Christ himself.

Girl 1: Noah is hot
Girl 2: your weird

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

Noah

Their someone who needs to know how amazing they are, they are so incredibly stunning. They have a hard time knowing how great they are so they need people to tell them. They see the greatness is even the worse people, they bring out the best of someone. They try to hide their emotions, keeping them a secret from the rest of the world, so treat them with kindness, never ever lie and/or break them.

Kennedy: Damn you look hot in that shirt
Noah: no I don’t
Kennedy: yes you fucking do

by Keddyrex November 26, 2021

Noah

A guy with a huge bbc and very tasty cum loves to eat dick and is usually friends with the Alexanders

Hey Noah,
Oh hey alex

by Bigmeninbed November 26, 2021

Noah

Noah is the best fire dragon to ever walk this irrelevant planet. He uses his long shlong to draw the female species to him and then preys on the sigma males as a light snack. He has been there since the dawn of time to steal the woman from all planets with life to statist his desires.
BE AFRAID

“Yooo run that’s Noah coming to take your girl!”

by Thedragonguy22 November 27, 2021