Noah Moment

A Noah Moment is when a "Noah" is just dumb. He sometimes just isn't the smartest tool in the shed.

"Noah's having another 'Noah Moment'"

by Failure Alert November 20, 2023

Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019

noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards

"that guy is such a noah edwards!"

by magabitch51 October 21, 2019

Noah

A Noah is a man with a big ego who thinks he is the best at everything, who is surrounded by yes men.

"He's got such a big ego"
"Yeah he's such a Noah"

by Bin weevles enjoyed 69420 October 27, 2021

Noah

Noah is a person who likes sparkly guitars. He is very expressive with his hands and is quite but won’t shut up.

Person1:”hey have you seen Noah?”
Person2:”no I think he left early to go play Roblox on VR”

Person1:”he didn’t even clean up his hotdog station…”
Person3:”He’s just a kid”

by WendysWazoo August 12, 2022

Noah

The best friend you can have. Will always check up on you if they think you're having a bad day and will always make you smile. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Noah for a friend or more never, I MEAN NEVER, let him go. You will live to regret it.

Noah is the nicest guy around.

by Yyyghyghyghyghygghyg January 11, 2023

Noah

Thinks he’s really cool all the time and walks around at school thinking he’s cool. Everyone hates him he hits on multiple girls at the same time but none like him. Only has a chance at getting a boyfriend. Bad at all videogames but mostly 9 year old games like Fortnite. Is over ly obsessed with Fortnite and probably went to gamestop to get the new minty pickaxe

He’s a Noah no one likes him

by all truths no lies November 7, 2019