cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

eclair job

when a man uses an eclair as a masturbation tool, then attempts to lick the eclair off when he's done orgasming

he put his dick inside the eclair and jacked off with it as an eclair job

by iwantyouscreamingjesus January 10, 2011

Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).

Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".

by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011

meth jobs

Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.

Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Hotdog job

A hotdog job is like tit fucking but with butt cheeks

Your mom got caught giving me a hotdog job

by Domjdaddy February 1, 2020

Zuck job

A Zuck Job occurs when you’re getting a suck job in real life and you throw on your VR headset and receive dome from Mark Zuckerberg virtually in the Metaverse at the same time.

Hey honey, pass me the VR headset and give me a good old fashioned Zuck Job while you’re at it.

by Bcbrew1987 January 7, 2022

Robo-Job

A hand-job given to a human by a robot.

Things you wish a robot could do: "Give me a Robo-Job!"

by japaneserobot123 March 14, 2011