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brain stain

the pesky mess left after someone's brain has splattered; usually left on purpose, out of anger and frustration
I'm so pissed at you, there's gonna be brain stains all over your shit when you get home!
by alyjane November 22, 2011
mugGet the brain stainmug.

racking my brain

by xNoscopingChampionx July 17, 2016
mugGet the racking my brainmug.

Retro Brain Freeze

(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.
"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."
by Graziiboy October 30, 2009
mugGet the Retro Brain Freezemug.

Ciggie Butt Brain

Somebody who puffs on durries (smokers)
smokes to much cigarettes so he is a Ciggie Butt Brain
by FUARK ONE February 22, 2014
mugGet the Ciggie Butt Brainmug.

Check my Brain

AIC's new single for their new album 'Black Gives Way to Blue.' While some may find it awesome to have AIC finally come out with a new album, others may find that the band will never be complete without Layne Staley (1967-2002) and some may find the guitar distortion in this song to be rather bothersome.
I heard 'check my brain' play on the radio the other day, its soooo weird man....
by Blackwinter Vibes November 21, 2009
mugGet the Check my Brainmug.

Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!
by MCPO of Your Mom February 4, 2010
mugGet the Brain hurty syndromemug.

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.
"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"
by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008
mugGet the brained my damagemug.

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