March 26

Might as well tat realest nigga on their face

People born on March 26 …. Drake”these the type of niggas I love

by UBETTERfwDevy December 28, 2021

March 23rd

On this day you must be a savage. Roast everyone!!

Hey! Its march 23rd! I hate you.

Haha funny, not!

I had no good example enjoy.

by Unicornyassss March 21, 2020

March 7th

You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night

Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!

by Dietdrbepper March 7, 2023

March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names

Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

march 20th

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)

Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.

by fuckmebjtch November 8, 2019

March 21

National Favorite Hoodies Day
You wear a hoodie on this day.

Today is "National Favorite Hoodie Day"; wear your favorite hoodie. Its on March 21.

by Hans karl March 20, 2023

March

Smell sooo bad, often referred to as smelling of poo

Ew is that girl born in march she stinks

by Reonald March 23, 2022