King of Virgins

A cool guy who believes that loosing your virginity doesn't make you an alpha chad.

Michael is such a king of virgins, He wants to be with a woman but not have sex.

by king of the virgins September 27, 2021

king water

bottled water with a hint of fruit that costs 3.00 and can only be purchased by "kingish" people. you know you are a king buying king water when the person serving you says "do you know that costs 3euro? do you still want to buy it?"

Catsy "hey julie...is that king water your drinking?...ugh!"
Julie "yeso!"
Catsy "ignorant"
Julie "you dirty doxy"

by sadhbh June 18, 2007

King Herod

the type of motherfucker you dont wanna mess around with.

"hey have you seen king herod he destroyed my discord ;("

by kixngcobra January 9, 2021

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

King of Alc

Simply the king of all alcohol and alcohol consumption. Treated like royalty by his friends and respected by many at parties, his reputation is forever solidified as the top alcohol consumer.

"Bruh look the King of Alc is here! I heard that guy pulled 15 shots and still drove home stone cold sober!"

by rageagainstabev December 9, 2021

king's busketeers

A party folk band from southern New England, specifically based out of Providence, RI. They are a talented trio of musicians who specialize in upbeat, cheerful traditional music, often singing about themes such as drunken debauchery, double homicides, cross-dressing, shipwrecks, stormy weather, and dancing. A fun band to catch in concert.

Dude 1: Hey, there was some part folk band playing at the Renaissance Faire in New Hampshire.
Dude 2: That was the King's Busketeers! I've seen them live! They're awesome!

by Your Favorite Local Artist June 11, 2019

Ruin king

A ruin king is like a high king. But when is said as "Ruin king" it is sarcasm. For example "Amy a ruin king" can be said when being sarcastic about somebody's skills. Like oh look at Amy art! "Amy the art ruin king."

Such a ruin king

by Ruin king September 17, 2020