jordan

some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time

man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.

by big tittied man May 17, 2022

Jordan Spencer

Slag that’s it.

Yeah she’s like Jordan Spencer

by Xx_Bender_xX February 23, 2024

Jordan

A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.

“Hey look it’s Jordan”
“Zamn 😍”

by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022

pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited

The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.

by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014

Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack

Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016