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Jordanism

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.
by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025
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Jordan Peterson

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
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Jordan

Jordan is a person you never want to let go of ever. She is sweet and kind but is also the type of person to need space (which is ok). She has room in her heart for a lot of people, sometimes the wrong people, but also blocks out the bad in the world.<3
Girl: I think I’m gonna block my friend Jordan.
Me: No.
by What?!?!?!? July 7, 2025
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Jew

Generally in denial about being Jewish
Jordan is a jew
by A real life Noah July 28, 2025
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Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.
I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!
by aaronvark September 3, 2025
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JORDAN YAQUB

Amir Jordan YaQub, also known as Lil Gemi, is a born and raised Philly native and Muslim entrepreneur whose life is a testament to resilience, faith, and determination. Lil Gemi was named after his grandfather, Jimmy, who, along with his godmother, helped raise him while his parents were in and out of the streets. In a surprising and profound moment, his grandfather told Amir that he wanted to become a Muslim, and after learning more about Islam under Amir’s guidance, he took his shahada just months before passing away from cancer—a moment that deeply shaped Amir’s faith and purpose. Losing his mother at 18 tested him further, but his belief that no soul is taken without God’s permission kept him focused and strong. Today, Amir has become a boss of all trades, building successful ventures in real estate, technology, commercial fishing, and fashion. His journey from nothing to something embodies the principle he lives by: “Life is not about how you start, but how you finish.”
by GLOREALA September 27, 2025
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Jordanation

the word "Jordanation" or Jordanating" means a person named "jordan" jerking off
"hey guys look! he loves jordanation" "I'm jordanating it!"
by fella cancer October 1, 2025
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