double job

A blow-job and a hand-job being performed at once onto a single person by onther.

My wife gives the worst double job so I go to my doctors for the good stuff .

by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017

comb job

When your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal.

My girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.

by Kenny G Loggins April 8, 2012

Job Water

sperm, pregnancy juice, another word for jizz

his job water's blank!

it smells/tastes like job water ewwwwww

grace: what you gonna be doing later?
mary: im gonna be riding the job water cannon!

by Hegg November 23, 2010

Jean Job

The act of getting your dick sucked through your jeans

"Dude I got a jean job from this girl last night"

by Gay_Dude May 5, 2018

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

A Schultz Job

Renovation work that is done with little skill or care, wrong tools or material in order to complete the job.

Who did that gyp-rocking , because it looks like a "A Schultz Job"

by Vinney ya Man February 18, 2017

Stoff Job

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.

Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.

by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018