half-great-niece

Half-sibling's granddaughter.

half-great-niece.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

great

another way of saying great but in a sarcastic way

"Hooray, we have our science test." Jane said happily.
"Great." I said as I rolled my eyes at her.

by DictionaryGenius05 February 19, 2019

Step Great-Grandmother

1. The grandmother of one's stepmother or stepfather.

2.The stepmother of one's grandmother or grandfather.

3.The mother of one's grandmother's husband or grandfather's wife; but not their biological great-grandmother.

His Step Great-Grandmother was the wife of his Great-Grandfather.

by Stepman December 11, 2017

The Great Monkey Incident

On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)

Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........

by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 18, 2021

step-great-grandparent

1- Stepgrandparent's parent.
2- Grandparent's stepparent.

My step-great-grandparent is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

“Great start”

When your day has started off on literally the shittiest foot you’ve ever seen and you’re trying to be optimistic.

I just saw my cat eat his own shit and die. “Great start” to my day.

by Loli Daddy August 22, 2019

co-great-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's great-grandaunt's husband.

My co-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021