Green Day 

A shithouse band that tweenies think are real rock but its worse than avril lavigne. They used to be good before american idiot but now they suck fat cock

Oh and by the way:
Hey girls! Billie Joe Armstrong will never fuck you

Tween:
omfg!!11111 have youuu heerrd boulivard of bwoken dwweams by gwween day, its like so hard core

me: you suck, go listen to real rock like sum 41, korn or even rummenstein but YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT THAT IS, WOULD YOU SWWWIIINNNNNNNEEEE

Green Day by scott March 11, 2005

Green Eggs and Ham

When a man shaves his groin and using a sponge applies green food coloring to the penis and scrotum.

I fed her with my green eggs and ham this morning.

Green Eggs and Ham by WhiteNinja1077 July 29, 2011

Green Day 

THIS BAND FUCKING SUCKS...im tired of these marijuana smoking teenagers listening to their two power chord songs...its so fucking gay man! They don't know what real music is , i like rock but the new punk area is so fucking gay we have 8 year olds that know the lyrics to "time of your life"!

<me>:green day sucks man pussy
<stoned fag teen>:NO THEY DON'T!
<me>:why don't u go rape your mother?
<stoned fag teen>:i did she said she had enough for today

Green Day by Carpe Noctem February 23, 2005

green thumb

a big joint the size of a thumb

yo man last night i rolled a joint it was a fucking green thumb it had me fucked for hours.wee

green thumb by david mullins June 14, 2007

green meanie 

The little bit of paper in a packet of Rizla that tells you "there's only 10 left"

"Oh shit, i gots to go to the shop and buy more skins, the green meanie just showed his face!"

green meanie by test_card_girl September 16, 2008

green day 

One bad ass band. No one even really new about them and nobody knows there first albums like KERPLUNK or DOOKIE. most kids only heard of AMERICAN IDIOT. so people who declare themselves the most hardcore greenday fan ever which song is this line from?

"everybody loves a joke but no one likes a fool"

if you dont know, then you dont know the real harcore greenday.
(no it doesnt count if you go look it up,because you didnt know before}
(also your the name of that song if you didnt know what it was called)

stupid "harcore" green day fan- "ker-what?"

green day by imboredrightnow September 22, 2006

Green Day 

Def. 1- An American punk-rock that is fucking awesome, despite reports of the oppisite. Their new album 21st Century Breakdown (NOT American Idiot, dumbasses) has sold millions of copies all over the world. Some think they are sellouts, which I find hilarious. How many Green Day products do you see in stores? Last time I checked, none, except for the occasional t-shirt.

It is said that they named their band because of their love of marijuana.

Def. 2- A day where all you do is smoke pot, often resulting in the munchies

1- Guy1- Hey dude, awesome Greenday shirt!

Guy2- Green Day is two words, idiot.

2- Duuuude, I just had a green day and I totally want some cheetos.

Green Day by HotPunkChick January 16, 2010