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douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.
My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.
by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
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Douche Wagon

A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"
by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022
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Diesel Douche

A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.
He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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snoot douche

A neti pot or Nävage; nasal irrigation system
You sound so congested. Why don't you go give yourself a snoot douche?
by CookieNazi October 30, 2020
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Douche Bazooka

A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.
"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."
by Rival483 January 9, 2021
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Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
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Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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