douche bomb 

A person who exceeds the limits of being a douche, douche bag, or even a douche canoe.

dude 1: You suck at this game.
dude 2: Man, I literally picked it up 30 minutes ago.
dude 1: You suck. Just like your mother.
dude 2: Stop being such a fucking douche bomb.

douche bomb by ninja_carrot November 5, 2009

douche water 

(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.

Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.

douche water by LB February 8, 2005

douche bag 

sumthin to clean a chicky pussy...its a simple as that!

stacie is a douche bag!! :)

douche bag by brittany November 10, 2003

douche bag 

giant fluid-filled bag labelled 'XXX' and used as feminine hygiene product or as a descriptive term for one's dress.

Oh, I see Larry here came dressed as a giant douche bag..again

douche bag by em August 13, 2003

Douche Bag 

1.An annoying little prick who thinks he is all goth and talks like a little fuckin girl.

2.An annoying teacher who knows nothing about anything

Don is a fucking douche bag, I hope it's not contagious.

Douche Bag by Walter March 17, 2005

douche-a-sketch 

Similar to an etch-a-sketch, a douche-a-sketch is used to draw up truly epic douche baggery plans.

"Those guys are a bunch of douche bags, with their collars popped and their self tan makeup on. No girl is going to fall for those faggots. I bet they were out in the parking lot before they came in here, drawing up their plans of attack for tonight on their douche-a-sketch."

douche-a-sketch by Terik October 17, 2007

douche bag 

1. A devise that females use to clean them self.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.

1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag.
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!

douche bag by josh capell March 19, 2008