mary's dad

the reason why no one can have nice things

"yo mary's dad ruined it all. again!"

by annoyedfrn77 October 10, 2021

Dad Butter

Large pats of butter on any kind of bread. Usually deemed gross to us as children but, somehow is delicious as an adult. Preferably salted butter to appreciate the sweet / savory combination.

Hey, “grab me a piece of toasted bread with some Dad Butter please.”

by Birdy96 August 23, 2021

maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021

My dad

Sorry we couldn’t find him

Hey my dad where are you :)

by Wowzakimmy May 4, 2019

Dad

A person who leaves to get milk from the store it usually takes decades to fight of the demons but he'll be back trust me

Son: where you going dad
Dad: to get milk
Son: be careful
Dad: I love you

by Yt OneClick_dabeast January 13, 2021

DADS

Dumb As Dog Shit

Gee whiz that Freddy is a bit DADS

by DC2190 August 13, 2021

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback

U habe o milk

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk

by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022