Old Dude

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.

Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.

by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022

Dude to the kai

A guy that will give you the world. But you dont know if you want it. Oop. Aha jk not really but yanno. Sksksksk

Everyone:“Kill me now”
“Dude to the kai”

by heartcalls July 30, 2019

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

Rock Dude

Slowest in the Mario Kart community, twerks ass, and has the shittiest lines known to man. Often known for backing his own teammates and indiving shock.

"Stop being so fucking slow Rock Dude!"

"Sorry, i play on wii wheel."

by gamercreeper999 April 16, 2022

bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

Dude Magic

The direct correlation between the amount of dues in a room and their effective work capacity

When Calked walked in, our dude magic went through the roof, bro!

by EuroJN November 21, 2018

Silver Dude

A amazing boyfriend with a hot robot oc.

I would smash Silver Dude's hot robot OC named Blacklight

by Liaverai January 5, 2025