A dirty Cruickshank is the act of getting drunk at a strip club halfway through a divorce, then getting a hangover the next day and teaching a room of high schoolers what you don't know about.
by Juan R. November 3, 2022
Get the dirty Cruickshank mug.When you have a hankering for some pussy so spend your entire life in a desperate attempt to get with any one willing to say yes regardless of age, relationship status, size, or physical mutation
by Shhhhhhhh159 May 13, 2020
Get the dirty lawson mug.When you fuck 4 baby's with only your two big toes and your pinky fingers. It can only be performed in a hospital broom closet.
by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Ducati mug.While sitting on your girlfriends face in the 69 position, so as to prevent her struggling from breaking the seal, fart in her mouth and/or nose and keep the seal intact until she farts your fart out of her butt.
I took my girlfriend to the movies last night and she kept dozing off. So I tossed her down and gave her a Dirty Sockow right there in the theater!
by NotMadeUpByMe November 15, 2022
Get the Dirty Sockow mug.When a obese egirl sits on top of a man and proceeds to release explosive diarrhoea into the man’s mouth until suffocation.
by your-fellow-niglet May 3, 2022
Get the Dirty xiara mug.The act of inappropriately touching fried chicken in various ways that don't look acceptable to the average chicken eater, and then taking the fried skin off and rubbing it all over your body.
by ktg1007 May 14, 2011
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by Samanthaleer February 1, 2019
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