Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

crush

person you like and try to talk to but then they don’t answer you back

you: we should talk more lol
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone

you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡

by clown 2.0 January 23, 2021

Female Crush Friday

A Crush on a Female You Like

My Female Crush Friday is Beyonce

by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

Orange Crush

When you spit carrots into a gingers mouth

"Orange Crush? I did that to Pat once."

by WaterPeople November 15, 2019

Kiss your crush day

Give your crush a smooch on the cheek

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(

by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020

Getting Crushed

The act of a male defining what he would do to a girl in a sexual way

Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man

by imjustamethaphor July 5, 2023