Turkish Cream Pie

This happens when a guy cums in girls asshole, then she sharts the cum and shit back onto the guy.

I think Nathan got Turkish Cream Pied because hes being a dick.

by ROAD HOUSE February 24, 2016

Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.

Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

by treeguywussup August 09, 2011

Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

by heyworlditsmeyeahme October 26, 2010

Whip your Cream

A more formal way to say Beat your Meat. Masturbation at its finest.
Leave some freshly whipped cream for some strawberries!

1. "You're so horny man. Go Whip your Cream, duh."

2. James:"Dude, I Whipped my Cream so hard, and now the cream's everywhere!"
Robby :"You're absolutely disgusting James..."

by Franckyboyyy October 26, 2018

Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips

Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.

by #funkalicious February 21, 2018

cream arse fucker

Some one who fucks people with a creamy arse(a cream arse fucker)

My dad is a cream arse fucker so are all my friends.

by arrrrrrrrrr!!! September 29, 2006

Cream Cheese Baby

The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.

So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.

by Captain Duder March 23, 2009