cold

opposite of hot dumbass.

"Brrrr... it's cold.."

by your grandmother is gay December 22, 2021

Cold

Cool or badass
Something you say to confuse old people

That’s cold

by The pee-soup connoisseur November 19, 2022

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

cold fuel injectors

A non-existent car part that only people whom don’t know about car’s use.

Im going to get cold fuel injectors for my 2010 buick lacrosse

by Kell’s opposition November 25, 2023

cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

String Cold

When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.

How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!

by Umath June 25, 2018

cold deck

(verb) In computers or related technology, running an executable or object program developed for and by another kind of system without modification. So called because prior to more advanced media, computer programs were mostly punched into and stored on card decks, and different computers usually had differing instruction sets instead of copying Intel.

This computer can cold deck anything in current or recent production.

by StarryGordon October 7, 2021