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christian

the most wonderful husband-material like person; love of MY (the person writing this definition) life; soulmate; best person ever
hello, i would like u to meet christian but don't get too close cuz he's mine LOL ok bye
by prince ash May 9, 2022
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Christian Brothers Lewisham

Christian Brothers Lewisham is wank at soccer and like to fondle eachothers nuts for pleasure, they also lick eachothers asses in the dressings rooms before and after kickoff.

Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of dirty and smelly wogs who are Inconsiderate cunts who lick eachothers balls like a lollipop.
It is known that there are many furry’s within this faggotest place, therefore people should stay away from Christian Brothers Lewisham or you too will get ur balls fundled with.
“Once upon a time, i was at Christian Brothers Lewisham and i had to leave Immediately as i was in the cubical and got sucked off by 15 stinky wogs”
by Christian Brothers Lewisham September 4, 2022
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A Christian

When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.
For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.
by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024
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Christian

A man who puts himself before everyone and puts to much confidence in himself .

Like just when he looks up his name on this it puts more confidence in him and soon he will start losing it and come to a crash resulting in self harm or depression.
The man named Christian: look at all these people saying such nice things...
Also him 2 hours later: I MUST STAY PERFECT DJDHXGBD
by anonymous November 2, 2022
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Christian

En snubbe som vill slåss
Christian mot PANKAGE
by najpankaka August 25, 2017
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Christian Gallagher

Christian Gallagher is the perfect mix of everything. He's liked by everyone that meets him, even if he doesn't thinks so. He is an amazing boyfriend, yet sometimes he can get annoying. He loves you for who you are and treats you like you're perfect. He calls you beautiful, even when you know that you're not. He is loyal, sweet, charming, and somewhat dorky. He never keeps secrets, and always knows just what to say to make you smile and blush.
Christian Gallagher is my Gummy Bear....
I Love you ;-)
by starfish_088 July 11, 2019
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Christianity

Christianity A mental illness Similar to schizophrenia thinking a sky daddy god is real and Can be heard When someone speaks in tongues and saw and felt and learned about in a biblical Delusional book
Hey These abrahamic Believers must be Delusional and have a Mental illness Called Christianity so Sky daddy syndrome is real Jesus Christ unholy Messiah they need help
by Lucifer's prince July 8, 2022
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