a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger landing strip.
"man I had sex with Dave last night, he had a corn beef weiner it looks like a comet hit my crotch but there is no deep impact at all"
by zissou January 10, 2008
Get the corn beef weinermug. you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.
by captain face head September 25, 2010
Get the purple beef heartmug. when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015
Get the hot beef taco breathmug. by ilikehotbeefshowers January 14, 2010
Get the Hot beef showermug. by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019
Get the whale oil beef hookedmug. For example "last night that hottie gave me a cut off the beef."
OR
Girl, when are you going to give me a cut off the beef?
OR
Girl, when are you going to give me a cut off the beef?
by T. Mann July 11, 2006
Get the cut off the beefmug. by Brendos1er June 1, 2016
Get the beef babymug.