Jayden is a FUCKING asshole
by Cheated on 356 May 19, 2019
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When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
by Quazis March 21, 2021
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Person 2: Ew. You’re such an asshole
Person 2: Ew. You’re such an asshole
by Arthritic Teen April 23, 2023
Get the Asshole mug.Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
Get the nine assholes mug.When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020
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"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
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