Joe Store

Yes, it's finally here! The Joe store! The one place to get your one and only Joe(s). They may be crazy, but they are really cheap. ONLY $1,000,000,000,000! Come to the Joe store and get your Joe now for a cheap price! (ORIGINAL PRICE: $900,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Felicity: Check out this new Joe store! It's really cheap!
Tracy: Really? How cheap?
Felicity: This cheap: $1,000,000,000,000
Tracy: Can I see?
Felicity: Mkay, here.
Tracy: AHHH!!!!!!!
Joe: *Murders Tracy*

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

Basic Joe

an adult male who tries hard to copy his buddies to the point he loses his personality just for the false sense of appearing cool in front of them.

Person one: you bitch, your momma doesn't count as a kiss.
person two: shut up basic Joe.

by Malzahar Quanarhin November 4, 2018

Buster joe

Someone who can fight like a boxer even though they aren’t

“Damn he’s a regular buster joe”

by Clark Jennings February 25, 2019

arsenic joe

Arsenic Joe is the name of a prophet who lives among us. He is the prophet of god almighty according to the holy bible.

OMG i have seen christ himself "Arsenic Joe"

by Arsenic Keyboard December 22, 2018

joe haughney

Just another term for people person. Oh what a guy, salt of the earth.

Everybody likes him he's a real Joe Haughney.

by ElMarcos June 27, 2018

joe ritho

A person who is bad at fortnite and cannot play the game.

Oh joesus Christ did you just Joe ritho today?

by Big smelly fingerholes August 2, 2018

Main-Joe

Its like a hoe but like joe. Joes get more appreciation too and you being with your Joe isn’t cheating because everyone has a joe.

Can’t hang out today, gonna spend it with my main-joe

by Mødify August 24, 2018