cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.

J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.

by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014

Ass douche

Simply put.... an enema.

Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢

by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019

Dick douche

When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.

"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.

by Arbkk February 1, 2022

Douche minion

A follower and servant of a douche lord. Someone that is more repulsive than a douche lord; but not as nasty as a Douche Queen.

That fool does whatever that douche lord tells him too, he's a lowdown douche minion!

by nizipickatu April 12, 2010

Douche Bag

Guy that buys expensive cloths and fixes his hair every five seconds instead of getting a haircut. Is a fuckboy basically.

Damn that guy he is a douche bag girls only like him because of his money.

by hASULFKDJS:ghxf September 18, 2018

Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Tech douche

A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.

I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone

by Blueice76 February 8, 2023