Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.
by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022
Get the Jakemug. by I love you Pookie bear June 9, 2025
Get the Jake beensmug. 
Jake, big eyes and looks sort of like a lizard almost every girl has liked him at one point. He seems like a fuck boy and he kind of is but when you see his true colours you see that his life is depressing. don’t date a jake cause he’ll cheat. Apparently he’s hot aswell
by gosssssipgirl September 22, 2018
Get the jakemug. An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.
Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
Get the Jake Russomug. Look at that Jake, he's sexy AF
by Greatest Man to die March 18, 2021
Get the Jakemug. JAKE IS NOT GAY
by the giver of facts October 25, 2022
Get the jakemug.