Fuck me hair

Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.

The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.

by dmpf October 25, 2009

Awkward Chest Hair

Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.

The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.

Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.

Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.

by Casual Mate July 27, 2010

Prescription hair cut

A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS

That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut

by Roy Munsen April 11, 2015

Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by

Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!

by 32121 August 7, 2016

blond cunt hair

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018

ramen noodle hair

When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles

Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!

by Tomatothehoe February 26, 2018

Princess-mermaid Hair

A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.

Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!

by kupkake2015 November 29, 2012