douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

by part time chef February 9, 2014

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

Douche Spicket

To continuing to talk, usually to the media, about nothing in order to gain attention for your group or cause no matter how fucking stupid or batshit crazy thier mission in life is.

That Douche Spicket that wants to burn Qurans is on the news again.

by UpLate38 September 10, 2010

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

douching around

to act like a douche bag in a public area/space. Also can be used to convey fooling around/messing around

S. felt abandoned in the club after everybody left her to enjoy the dancefloor. S. sent a message to his friend M. to complain. M. replied "come on, I am just douching around, let's meet at the bar!"

by I'm no douchette November 1, 2016

douche-a-luffagus

A guy who asks a girl on a date, cancels, than ends up in a relationship with someone else.

Or someone who is being a douchebag

Hey man, stop being a douche-a-luffagus

by RaeRae27 July 18, 2014

GoT douche

That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.

"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."

by CaffeineDruid May 19, 2019