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GTA V

A game that's fun, but makes it so you have to grind for weeks or months online playing minigames just to make it so you can do the first heist without paying any real money. Whist you grind, you have to deal with stupid 10-12 year olds screaming into their mics and spawn killing you because they used their moms' credit cards to rank up and buy in-game currency. Really the only thing you can do to keep grinding is to go into a different lobby to escape the spoiled brats that won't let you play the game in peace, and hope that the people in that lobby are cool and mature.
I love GTA V, but I hate all the spoiled little shits that play online!
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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Dj V Ali

Imagine you’re walking down the road, your life is at peace, you feel happy while listening to your favourite songs and suddenly... a large can of V suddenly hits you in the face while you hear loud tunes of “Murder On My Mind” by That Melly Guy... run. That is Dj V Ali, the largest menace in all of Australia, it’s a she but her identity is unknown, victims have seen her launch 700 V cans out the windows, police officers have lost tires from the edges of the V cans that render the wheels useless. She has drop kicked 50 elderly men aged 69 while wearing a V Can Costume and saying “It’s Go Time Fuckers” with her gang. Her gang consists of 40 toddlers that ride 24 large kittens and are known to cause havoc.
omg! Have u seen that? OMGS ITS DJ V ALI! RUN DAD YOURE 69 YEARS OLD! ILL DEFEND YOU!
by Goldzma May 22, 2021
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V gorg

Meaning exceptionally beautiful (very gorgeous)
That dress is v gorg
by Jkk873 March 27, 2019
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pre-v

When you prematurely Venmo someone for a round of drinks and then you decide to buy the next round, requiring them to Venmo back to you. If you had just lasted a little longer before trying to settle up, no Venmo would have been necessary.
Friend 1: Ok, I'll Venmo you for that drink.
Friend 2: Hold up - you know we never have just one beer. You don't want to have a pre-v.
by prognosticator December 10, 2017
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:v

Emoticon that originated in 1999, used to let someone else know that you have a below 10 iq and down syndrome.
by TrostDoesDefinitions May 4, 2017
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Kaliyah B + Haden V

Pretty sweet relationship (Very happy, very cool), almost every issue is resolved with a hug or kiss, Haden is never sent to the couch. Naps are taken and cuddles are had. Pure, True Love at it's finest.
Kaliyah B + Haden V have dated for 5, almost 6, months
by Psunidenki November 19, 2023
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Jon V.

Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.
Jon V. Is bae
by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021
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