Robert H. you

to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.

if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed

I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again

by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011

church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

h

a super cool letter which is the best

h

by deja blu July 2, 2021

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 7, 2023

H/U

Abbreviated version of "Hookup"

I was gonna text my ex and see if she was down to h/u

by Freakler April 17, 2025

Tonton H

The Tonton H is your famous uncle who killed many people.

He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.

Friend : Yo your Tonton H is dope !
You : What the fuck is wrong with you.

by BagheeraNoir May 7, 2024

HOT H

Heroine

Yo Stjepan wanna shoot some Hot H behind the bleachers?

by Dumbass#7 September 9, 2018