Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

1mm dick

tiny ahh dih

You have a 1mm dick

by hibiji July 16, 2025

Dick on Grade

When you lay that pipe, your dick has to be on grade.

*puts pipe into the ditch*

"Yup, Thats good dick, DICK ON GRADE"

by DickOnGrade July 18, 2025

surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Charcoal Dick

A man who has endured so much dry pussy, there dick is burnt like charcoal

That cooch was so dry It gave me charcoal dick

by LostFruit21 July 23, 2025

Brazilian dick lift

The painfully but highly arouseing sex move were the man or dominant person will use a fork lift. They then will ram the fork on the fork lift into the less dominant person ass until there ass is bloody and torn.

Me and John will be doing the Brazilian dick lift

by John_lemon71 July 23, 2025