Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 14, 2021
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ass juice

that annoying ass glaze (no pun intended) that covers your crack sometimes after going to the bathroom. unidentifiable too. is it piss? sweat? fluoroantimonic acid?
i was trying to go to fifth hour when i felt ass juice in my crack so i had to rush all the way back to the bathroom to wipe it.
by alyssa69gaming2011 September 12, 2022
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Ass juice

Guy 1: Man what do you think of nba 2k19?
Guy 2: I think it's complete ass juice
by Avenc3nt December 09, 2018
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2k is ass

A dogshit game we keep buying like dumbasses
by TAYKSON May 04, 2022
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apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.
What's your problem do you have apples in your ass
by Mall33 December 12, 2016
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Nasty ass fan fiction

Some shit u write when ur bored. Issa quarantine thing,,, iykyk

I’m kinda a hippocrate but eh whatever

Ex.:
I backed up against the wall submissively like a shamed child, like a flimsy folder of paper. Shuichi suddenly grasped my neck and whispered in my ear, “like that, Kokichi? Well, your body’s in for a real treat tonight. Come with me, sweetheart.” He took my hand in his, and off we went- wherever he was taking me.
Me: I wrote a nasty ass fan fiction if u wanna read it :D
dude I be talkin to: tf no bitch
by thiccycheese June 18, 2020
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Slap Ass Day

On November 10 you have to slap girl's ass. If she doesn't want to, slap it twice.
Boy *slaps girl's ass*
Girl: Why didi you do that?!
The boy: it's November 10, slap ass day
by Hossler's wife November 06, 2020
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