Whiskey dick

Whiskey dick is when you're drunk and can have sex for hours

That guy has whiskey dick

by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022

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dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.

Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!

by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019

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Blister Dick

The 'lips and assholes' hot dog found spinning for hours on end at a convenience store that literally begin to blister due to the lengthy exposure to the hot dog rotisserie bulbs.

We popped in to the stop and rob and grabbed a couple blister dicks to eat on our way to the beach.

by Tittsmcgee April 17, 2025

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Suck Dick Day

Every October 20th You get to suck any guys dick without it being gay.

that guy over there just sucked that one guys dick. oh wait i forgot its october 20th meaning it is suck dick day. you can suck anyones dick without it being gay.

by Aqua_Is_Aqua October 7, 2021

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dick

dick is defintion of the name lucious

lucious is a dick

by ur moms pussy hair November 20, 2021

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Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

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