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Dick

an underdeveloped third leg that grows from the mans groin. Becomes hard when the man is sexually attracted to something or someone
Guy 1: “BRO YOUR PENIS IS STICKING OUT”
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner

a dick is a wonderful thing
by mama385 January 22, 2024
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Dick

A name for a man/boy who is caring but strict and will have a lot of children in his future and is loved by many women and very athletic, toned, funny, likeable and lovable person. Also a handsome and bright young person who has a very large penis.
Girl 1: hello nice to meet you.
Girl 2 : hello nice to meet you too.
Girl 1 : and who's this sexy beast.
Girl 2 : ummm... that's my husband , his name is dick.
Girl 1 : yes I can tell because of his sexy body.
by DickDaniels202 February 28, 2017
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Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs
by yootris December 20, 2020
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Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well
Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire
by Longdong24 May 6, 2015
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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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Dick Rider

by Chumpppppp April 21, 2022
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