Dick hugger

A person who loves to run with whatever is popular amongst a group of MEN like a dick ride master A real Max Baughman type guy

Max please stop the dick hugger shit I don’t like when men on my tip

by Hebsnsks March 19, 2023

Dr. No dick

1.The word used to characterize a man with no dick
2.Something you can say to your girl
3.A person with no or very small dick

Tina:Yo christine I hooked up with James last night
Christine:Did he rock your world
Tina:Pffff! Yeah right James was more of A Dr. No dick!

by Super amazing guy 4325 March 30, 2011

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

Hopping on someone's dick

Kissing someone's ass.

Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?

by A Female CEO December 6, 2016

Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.

I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.

by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020

Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

No dick december

anti simp

When girls are mean to boys that did no simp September

Hey it’s no dick December

by The_man_17 September 25, 2020