Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

Swamp ass

A person who suffers from sweating form the buttocks due to playing a video game form 4am till 10pm

Damn Zay when you stood up all i saw was swamp ass from your bean bag and your ass.

by Avery Married September 22, 2020

Ass Cracker

A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.

Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.

by Gatortail17 January 13, 2019

Ass belly

When a woman's fat belly has cleavage so deep, you can't tell if it's an ass or a belly.

That's girls ass belly is so big you can't tell off she's coming out going.

by Wentyn Sayne July 3, 2025

Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024

fenti ass nigga

just a fucking faggot

"Yo back the fuck up fenti ass nigga dont commit suicide"

by Wards Father July 13, 2023

Slap ass day

Slap your friends ass for free

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day

by anonymous February 8, 2022