dirty jamu

a dirty jamu is where your ear itches so you tell a tall scottish man to shove his dick in it and cum in it then when he pulls out you eat the mixture of semen and ear wax

my dad gave me a dirty jamu last night

by harry peckerwood March 14, 2021

Dirty aran Donahue

When you get tired of fucking your stuffed animals so you resort to giving your paralyzed dog a blumpkin.

The stuffed animals didn't work anymore I forced my busty mom to give me the Dirty aran Donahue

by Thug slayer 101 March 6, 2024

Dirty Gloxinia

An alter ego of a fellow enby known as Gloxinia where they portray themselves as slutty and dangerous, despite remaining loyal to their boyfriend.

Dirty Gloxinia looking hot as fuck today

by PeterPansexual6000 September 11, 2021

Dirty Sombrero

Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head

The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him

by Trtl4lyf October 8, 2017

Dirty cabbage

Watching your bitch limp into coles

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Dirty Roscoe

When a masculine female rocks a predominantly straight identified female's world for the first time.

I met a fine female at the club last night, ended up doing a Dirty Roscoe, and now she don't want to go back to her boyfriend.

by Celest DeLoretto September 9, 2021

Dirty alsinger

When the coke goes missing and you use your chakra to find it

Man, the other day I lost my coke at my gfs. Lucky I was able to pull a dirty alsinger without evrybody noticing it.

by Masterbather November 12, 2020