Teary Dick

Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.
He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.
by Tulsagrit August 01, 2020
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Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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Larry dick

Everyone laughed at Sean when they saw his “Larry dick”
by LittyMcTitty212 September 20, 2019
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Discord Dick

When someone is being completely irrational and is being mean to everyone or one specific person on Discord.
Man Kyle was tooootally being a discord dick. He wouldn't stop talking about how he was better than us.
by Besser435 December 03, 2018
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Discord Dick

When someone on Discord is being mean and unreasonable for no reason at all.
Man, Kyle was being such a discord dick last night. He was just putting everyone down for no reason.
by Besser435 December 03, 2018
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Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.
by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011
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kick dick november

a month that girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october
oi its kick dick november
by thatgurlyouneversee October 01, 2020
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