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Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.
Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.
by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023
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Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.
by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024
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Dirty Butt

A slang term we use in Louisville for girls who usually sales their body for dope, or let's guys run trains on them, usually a white girl that's a junkie from Portland neighborhood who walks the nasty streets bare footed, usually will have a few STDs, also usually have teeth missing .
I heard you fuckin wit Brittany from 26th & Xavier, et bitch is a luh Dirty Butt , bro tf you got goin on?
by UpTown502_Ru April 6, 2025
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Dirty Thirty

Slang term: A person's 30th year of life. Typically a 30th Birthday term representing one surpassing their 20s to enter the "dirty" part of life. Adulthood. Dirty 30 celebrations tend to be a night full of drunken debauchery. Full of bad decisions, vomit, and unnecessary semen in random places.
"Marrisa is turning 30 this year."
"Ooooh shit. Goodbye 20s. Time for a Dirty Thirty party!!! No black lights. I still have cum stains on my jeans from Stephanie's dirty 30 party last year. "
by Eww_bitch_nooooo October 13, 2021
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Dirty Joe Willis

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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Dirty Shurmanator

(Durt-E Shur-Min-A-Ter)

Definition 1:

A man that fingers his girl before work, doesn't wash his hands, and then proceeds to shake hands with customers all day to transmit the pussy smell onto them.

Definition 2:
When a man eats his girls pussy before work, and wears his covid face mask while working so he can smell his girl's pussy all day.
Definition 1 Example:

Man 1: Dude, you smell like pussy. Did you get laid?
Man 2: Nah, I think that salesman is a Dirty Shurmanator.

Definition 2 Example:
Boss: Hey, you know you're outside. You don't have to wear your mask.

Worker: Oh I know, I'm a Dirty Shurmanator today.
by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021
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dirty bicycle

When the girl is riding you like a bicycle and a dog comes to sniff both assholes
Dog get out of here this is turning into a Dirty Bicycle
by _V._ January 7, 2018
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