An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.
"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."
by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.
by Y•Not August 9, 2021

by Threehfxbx June 28, 2019

by xXCaptainAnchorDickXx June 11, 2021

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!
by KingLoli June 16, 2020
