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Moby dick

I gave my wife a moby dick
by Carrot577 December 18, 2019
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surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.
"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."
by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025
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Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.
Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.
by Y•Not August 9, 2021
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Dick

A dick is a object used for making babies and for exploring and feeling good
Did u just stick you dick in me
by Threehfxbx June 28, 2019
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Anchor Dick

When a man posses an extreme length and girth that it make his penis heavy like an anchor.
Jesus I'm sore and tore, my man got that real mean ass, heavy ass Anchor Dick!
by xXCaptainAnchorDickXx June 11, 2021
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Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!
by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021
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Dicked

The past tense of getting kicked/punched in the crotch.
Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!
by KingLoli June 16, 2020
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