Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing

(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect

After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024

Dick Fagger

Founding member of the Rolling Stones.
He raped Lwren Scott and gave her kidney stones before her death.

Gregory: I love Coldplay.
Constance: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Gregory: They're alright.
Constance: I love them, Dick Fagger has a nice voice.
Gregory: I see.

by GregNelson29 May 22, 2023

Flubber Dick

When you've been jerking off way too hard for too, long and your dick turns red and limp.

"Oh man, last night i jerked it way too much to Monica, and now i have flubber dick"

by mannnysg October 2, 2016

dick eater

A insult used to describe someone who excessively imitates or supports someone else, often to an annoying or embarrassing degree. This usually implies desperation or a lack of self-respect.

"Every time the manager walks in, Enon's right there laughing at jokes that aren't even funny. Total dick eater behavior."

by tookender May 24, 2025

Dick

(Verb) to be played by a person or false persona for the purpose of achieving sexual satisfaction or sadistic cravings. Often used as a desperate attempt to hide something personal, ie. homosexuality.

She realized she had been dicked by her current boyfriend when she found out via text message that he chose his second girlfriend over her.

by superwholock69 January 22, 2014

dick

a banana in ur body but wi th ur skin colour

kim: wow what is that
jerry: its my dick

by hi its barbie May 12, 2022