National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

International Power Bottom Appreciation Day

Held every October 30th. A day celebrating power bottoms and their contribution to the gay community. Tops often celebrate this day by gifting their favorite power bottom(s) their favorite lube.

Karl gifted his favorite bottom a jar of coconut oil on International Power Bottom Appreciation Day.

by gdiz916 October 14, 2024

14 Days of Fortnite

The period between December 18th and January 1st 2017 gave players 14 days of gifts. Players regard it as the most perfect time in life/the game of Fortnite.

Sometimes, it is used as a compliment to say someone is perfect. It is more often used by males, but not exclusively.

As his girlfriend was preparing for their date, she asked,
"How do I look?"
He took one look at her, and in a nostalgic, bittersweet tone; spoke the words:
"14 Days of Fortnite"

This meant absolutely nothing to her at the time, but one urban dictionary search later revealed what he meant.

by Armand Xavier Durey October 15, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Clingy Day

(Oct 29), a day where all boyfriends can be as clingy as they wish with no repercussions, or complaints from their girlfriend.

Jake: “Yo bro, I’ve been having a helluva day!”
Luke: “Why bro?”
Jake: “It’s national clingy day!”

by deathaine October 27, 2024

Toss Untir day

October 31th: This is a day dedicated to taking a moment to throw or toss anyone known by any person as Untir. This celebration is the same day as a lesser known celebration referred to as "Halloween".

Toss Untir day - "I tossed Untir out of the courthouse for fucking up and showing up in a Kana Arima cosplay."

by Not the melon child October 29, 2024