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Slap ass day

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day
by anonymous February 8, 2022
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Vice Ass Hoe

(Noun) sometimes shortened to VAH.

1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
What’s up with that chick Karen?”

“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
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Ass hito

Hottest fuckable playboy, most bsdka insaan in the world
He's ass hito
by anonymous December 8, 2021
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Photo Ass

The thicc booty you get from always squatting to take photos.
Hey did you see Griffins photo ass? He's been looking real thicc since AP photography!
by GStepz November 7, 2018
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Crawling ass

Taking your sweet time with no apparent urgency
Grandma was crawling ass through the grocery store. I thought we’d never get out.
by yellowhau5boys October 16, 2023
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Ass buckle

An "ass job", where a guy fucks a girls ass cheeks, without penetration, and in order to increase friction the girl will lower her belt down around her ass to squeeze her ass cheeks together to make it more pleasurable.
She put on the ass buckle for me and I was done!
by Hugo N. Foqursilf December 7, 2015
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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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