up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023

Up urs

When u hate some one so much you want them to insert them selves in there own ass

Up urs nibba

by Not gay xxxx February 03, 2020

putting up a 4

put up a 4 if tyler gets no play

putting up a 4 means tyler gets no play

by tyelrlrkeke July 16, 2022

putting up a 4

Putting up a 4 means every girl loves you and you get every girl you want

Alex was putting up a 4

by The noobs 34 April 16, 2022

Cut up list

When prisoners have their food cut up in smaller portions so they cannot use the certain food object af a weapon or sexual object

Cut up list...Hot dog, banana, apple,....

by Retnicz May 06, 2022

Shet up

Creole version of "Shut up"

Patrick...shet up mein

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