Schlopenhimer nigger dick

It means can u stroke it 10x faster with maximum speed as u 360 no scope you on call of duty as u stroke my shit to hentai

Can you pass me the Schlopenhimer nigger dick

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025

Dick

Dick is my friend. Dick can be short or tall, but in general he’s a nice guy. He can be a little explosive when excited so watch out.

I got to ride with dick today.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.

by FrancisPancake September 11, 2025

Dog dick

An uncircumcised penis.

My dad was getting something out of the cabinet and he stuck his dog dick in my face

by R Rude September 12, 2025

National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.

It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.

by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025

Get that dick

A sentence used to motivate or to empower someone that is doing a good job or having trouble at a difficult task. Can also be inspiring.

He Get that Dick when he got to work

by Wafflestompin06 January 15, 2025

Dick Whistle

The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.

"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"

by LeoTheLionBme January 15, 2025

hoodlum dick

Describes to the type of sex encountered usually by a white woman and a black man. She isnt used to the size nor the duration and loses her mind over it because its something she has never experienced. It usually will make her do abnormal things like risking her job or her credit rating because its so good.

Becky didnt show up to work today and they may fire her! I wonder what happened? She said she met a black guy and he spent the night last night…ahhh must have been that hoodlum dick!

by Dawhole9 January 15, 2025