When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
Get the Albuquerque ass clapmug. A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise
by G4nero November 1, 2023
Get the Well fuck my ass and call me a bitchmug. by Lil Ron Ron Nem August 15, 2023
Get the mark ass niggamug. An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025
Get the Gassy Ass Syndromemug. is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name
by michelle dexter December 28, 2007
Get the ass quickermug. Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
by Asheater July 17, 2016
Get the Baboons assmug. by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015
Get the blast assmug.