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William

Oh no, William is coming through my window like a lizard.
by mista's 4th bullet March 16, 2022
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Williams Baptist University

Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
by Makbrody November 3, 2024
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William

Small nigga who love to jerk off on his friend giacomo when he's asleep, sometime willim wake up and drop his balls into penut butter and goes to the park to feed the squirrels, william is beyond racists and hate jewish gaz pepole
by Prank him john, you alr know November 22, 2021
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Robert William Thompson

robert william thompson is the creator of the tire and is known for this because he is a FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by manuele October 9, 2023
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William/willie

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!
by Lebwnsitsbaka February 7, 2019
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William

Eats jerk chicken everyday and it all goes to his thighs
by Jaquaviontavius February 20, 2022
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William Dumas

A type of car, E39. They happen to be slightly kik-ey. They usually run on brownies and pizza.
William Dumas is the fastest out there!
by caden ghen May 29, 2019
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