Sappy Wood

The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.

Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!

by ThatOneOnlineCreep May 6, 2016

Bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full of slags who don’t know anything other than how to snake on everything.. they had a protest and all of a sudden they all think they’re the shit when in reality no one cares they won’t admit it but they’re all hated by other schools

in conclusion just don’t go to bullers

i went bullers wood turns out i had over 80 ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

woods

my favorite person in the world.

omg woods i missed you

by wdymyoudontknowmehaha January 11, 2023

Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

by Splithewood December 2, 2016

Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius

I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.

by the bronze jade December 13, 2022

ally wood

Hardest cunt about 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

Ken that ally wood he’s the hardest cunt about be scared

by Top bhoy October 17, 2018