Fanning my vagina

Fem. Something so hot, so incredibly orgasmic, that makes smoke come out of your vajayjay (figuratively)

Lily Loveless (Naomi Campbell -- Skins Gen 2) is so HOT she's got me fanning my vagina

Fanning my vagina by Rocketlenz October 18, 2011

Get out of my vagina

An expression used when people ask you about the guy you're currently sleeping with.

Kayla: "Hey, girl! Who was that guy I saw sneaking out of your apartment last night?"

Jules: "Damn, Kayla get out of my vagina!

Get out of my vagina by C'AraCHAOS! January 19, 2015

schrodinger's vagina 

Schrodinger's Vagina is a principle in quantum theory of superposition. According to Schrodinger's Vagina, the male observer has no gauge of said female's sexual proficiency. There exists a simultaneous dimension of said female with prolific sexual prowess and a dimension of sexual inexperience.

Ryan: Your friend is cute.
Denzel: Yeah but she is so reserved.
Ryan: You don't know that, she might be a freak in the sheets.

Denzel: I don't know about that.

Ryan: She's got a Schrodinger's Vagina.

Denzel: We're going to have to put that through comprehensive analysis.

schrodinger's vagina by Vaginatologist May 1, 2016

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina 

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina by jk_all_the_way October 4, 2010

how to use a vagina 

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how to use a vagina by fuck ya i said that February 20, 2012

Walking Vagina 

A walking vagina is a girl who hangs out with guys just to be a girl. there is no point to her existance. she is only there because she has a vagina. she does not engage is group activities properly, just walks around like a ditz.

Walking Vaginas usually travel in packs of three or so.

Those walking vaginas aren't even wearing eye-wear to the airsoft match.

Walking Vagina by Erin yo September 8, 2006

cd warrior fuck face vagina 

getting a cd right in your vagina and a cd player in your ass while wearing armor

that cd warrior fuck face vagina was pretty intense

cd warrior fuck face vagina by mengina face 7 April 13, 2009